Before we start, I just want to say that: this post is long. Like, really long. But don’t be discouraged because you won’t find information like this in many places. I would suggest you sit down and spend a few minutes to read through everything. Also, I would highly discourage screen-through reading or fast-reading.
Oh, what a vulgar, vulgar word to see for conservative people. This is a taboo for most older people but it shouldn’t be. Truth be told I’m not a staunchly religious person nor am I someone who finds the act of consensual intimacy disgraceful (except adultery). I was brought up in a semi-old fashioned family but I allow myself to learn and be open-minded. To me, this isn’t about who’s more sexually active or not. I don’t see the relation between “using birth control” = “very sexually active” because even those who don’t use any birth control can be very active too but that’s really not the point in this blog post.
In other words, it’s not about who’s a whore or a player. I really don’t care how sexually active you are because that is your business. Other people shouldn’t be concerned about it and they should mind their own f-king business if they do. The point of this blog post is about protecting yourself from unexpected (or unwanted) stress, burden and fatigue from every single aspect: financially, mentally and physically.
In this world, everyone has their very own opinion about this, combined with their own culture and religion. See, I do respect all religious teachings and I understand that people may have old-fashioned thinking. However, this blog post is dedicated to those who are (mentally) mature and open-minded, regardless of their race, culture and religion. (It means you should leave if you’re only here to judge or laugh. Pregnancy prevention isn’t a laughing matter. If you want something to laugh at, then you can consider laughing at your own life because you are immature.) In this place, we respect everyone’s opinions and decisions but we will not stand for hate, discrimination and judgmental comments. However, if you’re a medical student/doctor with more knowledge about this, please do let me know what you think about the information. I am up for corrections.
Also, be a dear and share this with your friends, okay? 💖
An unexpected pregnancy is sometimes a blessing but not all the time, especially when a couple can’t handle the stress and burden. So do feel free to share this and save a life.
Why I’m writing this
Now it’s hard to get complete information because *sigh* it really isn’t easy to look for information in Malaysia as it would be in America. Many gynaecologists don’t have the proper platform for people to inquire and usually, people need to visit them by appointment just to consult them on a few things instead of actually getting treatment. Sure, I could also ask the nurses but they usually give me short answers with an annoyed tone. I guess I’m not worth their ‘precious’ time *sigh*. Most of the local professionals in this industry don’t actually contribute information on the internet so that also made things harder to find on Google.
When I had discussed this topic with my peers, many of them were baffled at how much information they’ve missed. My friends are all mature people. Some had already ventured into the journey of intimacy, some are having thoughts about it and the rest are innocent virgins that hadn’t made attempts to obtain any knowledge. Majority of them questioned why it’s so hard to find information online and that our government’s sex education programs don’t cover enough information.
I still remember the two sessions, one during my Standard 6 and another during high school. They had only briefly covered about condoms, IUD and spermicide. Telling us sex is bad and that we’re too young for it but never actually explained why. I still remember one of the disciplinary teachers had told us not to kiss because “once you’ve started it, you can’t stop and then you’ll get pregnant.” I’m laughing now as I typed that because I still remember how serious he was trying to sound. It’s true that many youngsters have no self-control but not all, ya know. Other than that, they’ve hardly helped in reducing teen pregnancy, at least for the people of my age.
I’ve heard about so many people marrying at a young age since I was 16 years old because they’ve got (someone) knocked up. A few were divorced within a year or so, simply because they figured that they were too young when they got married. So now, they “want someone new / freedom.” Dick move, I know, which is why I’m writing this blog post: to try to avoid bad endings like those scenarios, not just for myself but for other people as well.
“But what for if I’m/someone’s not having sex so soon?”
It’s called a ‘prevention’ for a reason, hunney. It means that you do something to ‘prevent’ tragedy from happening before it’s too late. Literally, by definition, it means the “action of stopping something from happening or arising”. Once you’ve got (someone) knocked up, your whole world will change unless you take any prevention to avoid it from happening. Look, there’s no way you’re too early for prevention, given if you have a perfectly healthy body. (This topic includes lots of thinking and consideration. Each and everybody has a different condition and reaction.)
You’ve already seen people who got pregnant at the age of 18 because they weren’t careful enough. They might be forced to marry someone they don’t love and had gotten abused/divorced shortly after. They might also be forced to raise a child on their own as a single parent. You’ve seen people who got drunk/drugged and taken advantage of (raped) in many places. Let’s be real, those men don’t care if you got knocked up. They only care about their own pleasure. So if you’ve happened to be part of those tragedies, what are you gonna do then? If you were raped, it’s not your fault at all (and remember to speak up because he/she deserves to be punished). However, are you going to keep your rapist’s baby? I know I would hate to do that.
“Heck, birth controls are expensive tho..”
Okay. You’re not wrong but I can still refute you. Let’s say that you’re now only 20 years old and you’re planning to get a child 10 years later, which is at the age of 30 and above. In a virtually perfect world, where the price is constant and you remember to eat your prescriptions on time, getting the pills at an average of RM30 per month will cost you RM3600 in 10 years. Wew. That is the cheapest upfront cost option, by the way. On the other hand, if you want the most expensive upfront cost yet has longer effectiveness (and with the cheapest break-down cost), getting an expensive choice of IUD that lasts 5 years each (Mirena) would only cost you RM2300 in total (RM1150 every 5 years), which is RM1300 cheaper.
The price range above were obtained from private clinics and pharmacies. LPPKN (Ministry of Women, Family, and Community Development), a government sector, has been contributing to family planning for women and men by providing their services in a very, very affordable price tag. They’ve set up a website for national residents and foreigners to read through. Although not very informative, they still provide more information than most private sectors of this industry. You can find their price range, services provided and other information from their website. They don’t explain which does what though. So it may be confusing when you’re reading the lists.
But oops, if you’ve got knocked up by accident in between those ten years and you’ve decided to keep it, then you’re tied to a lot of expenses. Starting from clinic/hospital visits (hundreds per session; check-ups, scans, etc), giving birth (depending on the type of delivery, I heard it’s around RM 2000-5000+ in public hospitals and RM 5000-15000+ if at a private; daily ward charges, food, deposits, registration fee, etc) and doctor fees for delivering your baby (operating theater, labor room, delivery fee, epidural, anesthesia, etc). Just those bills already cost more than what you’d pay for pregnancy prevention. Not to mention that you’ve gotta pay for the baby’s daily necessities (lots of vaccines and injections; diapers, milk powder, stroller, crib, blankets, clothes, toiletries; overall about roughly RM700-2000 per month), daycare ( about RM700-1000 per month), kindergarten, school supplies for primary school & secondary school, deadly expensive tertiary education and so much more! Gooh-gooh gaga! View more about pricing here.
In short, my aim here is to help as many people as possible to realize what sort of options they have in order to protect themselves and what they can do in order to keep themselves safe from unwanted pregnancy. (Okay, kinda made it sound scary but hey, if it really happens then it is scary…) The fact that I have opted for contraceptives was because I did a lot of thinking long ago (I’m 22 and I started thinking about having one around 4 years ago), even before I started dating (I’ve only started dating after 21 years old). See, I’m doing this as prevention. I want to make sure my future will not be affected by unplanned events. Before we dive into the options, here are some FAQ’s to learn about.
Disclaimer: I try to gather as much information as possible and the pricing are from private clinics in Malaysia. You can expect public clinics to charge cheaper but I personally feel a bit sceptical about it. It’s just me, okay. You can totes opt for getting treatment from public clinics. Also, the reason why the pricing is in private clinic rates is to tell you that even the most expensive method won’t cost as much as an unwanted pregnancy.
Yes. Yes, you are. Listen, both of you are in this together. Both of you are responsible for preventing pregnancy. Don’t be a selfish dick. In return, she can pay half or take turns to buy condoms.
7. Yooooo pulling it out (withdrawal) when I cum is the ultimate way
I can’t imagine how dumb you are if you think it really is. First of all, it’s not easy to pull out as it requires a large amount of self-control. Not to mention, when your dick is inside her raw, there would still be chances of living sperm cell to swim into her womb. Even if you cum outside of her vagina, the sperm still can swim into the vagina and boom(!) someone’s pregnant. Sure it doesn’t require payment and it’s easy to do so but hey, 27 out of 100 women will become pregnant if using only this method of prevention. (If perfectly employed, it should be 4% failure rate but let’s face it: nobody is perfect.) Not to mention, both of you ain’t protected from STDs. So, no. It is not the ultimate way.
P.s.: Even if you’re having unprotected sex when she’s having a period, she could still get pregnant.
8. Cheh! Why so much hassle? Don’t have sex only lah!
Tell yourself that loh. Don’t have sex until you’re married. See if you can or not. If you can then bravo, you get a clap. If not then keep quiet, please.
On a serious note: Tell that to the rapists, sex offenders, abusers, perverts and pedos. We can abstain when we want to because we have self-control but can they? There are men who literally killed their wives for saying ‘no’, by the way. Like, women are literally murdered just because they refused sex. There are also pedos who rape babies, kids, and stepdaughters. The most shocker thing is always men sexually assaulting animals.
Quite frankly, if us girls can put freaking sharp teeth in our vagina, we’d be glad to do so. Stop victim blaming. Many reports already made it clear that it’s not how they dress or behave, it’s the men’s intention to take advantage without consent. (Giving consent when she’s drunk or drugged is not a valid consent, by the way. A proper consent should be made when she is conscious, not underage, and clear enough to make a decision.) It’s never the victim’s fault. This world has too many men with ill intentions. There’s really no way you can tell them to “don’t have sex lah.”
Before you start
First and foremost, is your/her health condition suitable? You can try with health screening from a specialist clinic or a hospital first. After you get your test results, consult with the gynae and see if you’re suitable to use hormonal birth control. Some women’s body is sensitive to certain hormones (in a sense where they can develop female-only cancer, such as breast cancer or ovarian cancer) and by increasing/decreasing hormone level with external hormones may result in health issues. Some women’s bodies can’t take hormonal treatment due to their body nature. These are the things you have to figure out before your second step.
Plan A (Steady methods)
After giving birth / Breastfeeding: Depending on your doctor’s prescriptions, for combined pills: If you’ve developed certain medical conditions during pregnancy/delivery or that you are breastfeeding, you are advised to wait until 6 weeks after birth. For mini-pills (progestin-only pill), you can use it while breastfeeding. Either way, your milk supply will still be affected somehow. Remember to consult your doctor if it drops drastically.
Fertility after removal: You should be able to have regulated ovulation within 1-3 months time.
Pricing (Private Specialist): A box of Yaz for RM 88 is actually very expensive… so go get one from a pharmacy instead.
Information from my friends:
Pricing (Pharmacies) RM30-50
Types: Some of my friends mentioned Marvelon (Desogestrel & Ethinyl Estradiol), Diane 35 (Cyproterone acetate; Ethinyloestradiol), Zoely (Nomegestrol Acetate and Estradiol) and Yaz (Drospirenone and Ethinyl Estradiol).
Review and testimonies: According to my friends, they find it pretty okay. The remembering part is very troublesome but overall, they were okay with the pills.
After giving birth / Breastfeeding: Normally, 21 days after the birth but if you have any issues with your health (e.g.: risk of blood clots) or that you are breastfeeding, you are advised to wait until 6 weeks after birth.
Fertility after removal: You should be able to have regulated ovulation within 1-3 months time.
After giving birth / Breastfeeding: You can use it any time after birth as long as you have no medical risk. It shouldn’t affect your milk supply but it does have more progestin than implants do and it is suggested to be used after 4-6 weeks since giving birth. This method is often not chosen when an implant is a substitute.
Fertility: You should get your period cycle back after 6-12 months of your last injection. Possibly up to 18 months-24 months too. 50% of the women will be able to conceive within 10 months of the last injection. Talk to your doctor if you don’t get your period within 22 months.
Pricing (General Clinic): A friend had suggested to me that a family clinic offered this service for the price of RM30. LPPKN provides a shot for RM36.
This is probably the best and safest for young adults, as said by my gynae. That’s because you don’t require maintenance and if nothing goes wrong, your next visit should be 3 years later when you take it out of your arm. You need to sit down, relax and prepare yourself. The first needle (numbing) will come first. It hurts a little more than the vaccine. Then, immediately, a giant needle will puncture a hole through your skin to make way for the matchstick-sized rod all up into your arm.
After giving birth: You can use it any time after birth as long as you have no medical risk. It shouldn’t affect your milk supply but it is suggested to be used it after 4-6 weeks of giving birth.
Fertility after removal: You should be able to have regulated ovulation within a month.
After giving birth: Can be inserted within 48 hours. Otherwise, it is advised to wait until the fourth week after giving birth. It’s still a good idea to inquire your doctor if she/he believe that you can use it right away. In most cases, doctors would prefer to wait until you heal and stop any immediate postpartum bleeding within 2-6 weeks. Otherwise, the IUD may be dislodged and increase the risk of infection.
Fertility after removal: You should be able to have regulated ovulation within a few months time after removing a Hormonal IUD. For copper IUD, it should take about a day to 1 month time.
Reviews/Testimonies: You can get pregnant as soon as you remove it. (For Mirena:) You may also experience a lot of pain, especially within the first few days. You might feel awfully nauseous, dizzy and painful from cramping. Some people had also experienced constant bleeding/spotting, weight gain. Some women had also experienced a complication in removing the device and even miscarriage.
Pricing (Private Specialist): A Mona Lisa lasts up to 5 years and costs RM 350 per unit. If you count by month, it should cost around RM 6 per month, making it the cheapest. For five years, it could cost you about RM 350. For ten years, it could cost you about RM 700. (For reference only. Assuming if the price doesn’t change for the next ten years)
Make a decision
- Pills: Healthline | Birthcontrol.com | Planned Parenthood | Disadvantages (Planned Parenthood)
- Evra patches: MedlinePlus | Planned Parenthood | Disadvantages (NewsMedical)
- Depo-Provera shots: Planned Parenthood | Disadvantages (Planned Parenthood)
- Implanon: Planned Parenthood | WebMD | Merck Prescribing Info | Merck Patient Info | Disadvantages (Planned Parenthood)
- Mirena: Official Website Q&A | Mayo Clinic | NHS | Insider | Women’sHealth (side effects) | Very Well Health | Planned Parenthood (general IUD info) | Disadvantages (Lara Briden)
There are more options available and you can take a look over here. This site shows all the available methods in the US including information about their effectiveness, usage method and costs (in the US): Planned Parenthood
“Am I immediately protected once I employ any of these methods?”
Other than IUD, you should be protected only after 7 days of employment. If you renew/switch to another birth control method within the effective period, you should be protected immediately. If you renew/switch to another birth control after your effective period, then I would suggest you to wait for 7 days before having another intercourse session.
“Why can’t I use (certain) birth control immediately after giving birth?”
Birth control with estrogen can affect your milk supply so sometimes your baby would feel fussy because he/she isn’t getting as much milk as they want. This may cause stress towards both the mother and the baby. Birth control that only has progestin (IUD, Implant and mini-pill) is suggested for breastfeeding moms and they may be able to employ immediately after giving birth but some moms prefer to wait after 6 weeks or during their 6th-week postpartum visit. The hormonal shot is trickier because some said it could affect milk supply while others said it doesn’t. You can definitely use a condom but then it depends on whether you still feel pain down there or not.
“How do I know if I’m encountering irregular/unusual experiences?”
You shouldn’t be experiencing immense pain or other side effects. By right, they shouldn’t cause so much pain, not even during/after placement or removal. There may be some headache and cramps somewhere but it should be within your tolerance of handling the pain. You also shouldn’t bleed irregularly (besides period) for a long period of time. If you do, give it a month or two. Immediately alert your doctor if it still doesn’t stop after 1-2 months. You should also immediately alert your doctor if you have signs of infection (i.e.: fever and/or chills).
“Where do you see those reviews?”
Here and there. There are forums and there are actual websites for people to leave their opinions and reviews. Most of the reviews I saw are from Drugs.com. Of course, don’t let the reviews scare you off so easily. Many times, a person is only willing or more inclined to speak up when they have had bad experiences with certain products or services. I was worried at first but I decided to let my own body decide whether it’s good or bad for me.
Plan B (Emergency method)
This pill isn’t recommended for routine use and it may fail even if used correctly. If you are overweight/obese, you may find it ineffective for you. Side effects include nausea, fatigue, breast tenderness, spotting or heavier menstrual bleeding, cramps and/or dizziness. You should only use this as an emergency backup plan for situations such as breakage of the condom, forced unprotected sex (rape), failed withdrawal (pull out method), and/or have messed up your regular birth control. It is best to take the pill immediately after unprotected sex. You shouldn’t wait longer than 72 hours. Morning-after pills are useless if your body has already started ovulating. The troublesome part is, very few people keep track of their menstruation cycle. Hence, timing and keeping records are very important when this pill has opted. If you vomit within 2 hours after consumption, call a professional to find out if you need to retake otherwise you may get pregnant since the pill might have been flushed out of your system.
Note: Quite honestly, I really do hope that you don’t need this. It’s much more damaging than you’d think. Think of it this way: Getting a Plan A is like the insurance you pay every month so you’re virtually protected from any accidents, whereas getting a Plan B is like hitting an aggressive emergency brake real hard till your tyres scratch the ground and your whole car has skidded before a complete stop. The parts in your car will definitely be affected somehow.
Do not use: When you are pregnant or suspect to be (it will not end the pregnancy because this is not an abortion pill); allergy to certain ingredients; history of recent abnormal vaginal bleeding that hasn’t been professionally evaluated.
Convenience: You can get it from pharmacies and it is unsure if it’s available in specialist clinics because the one I visit doesn’t have them.
Price (Pharmacies): RM15 – RM45
Types: Ulipristal (Brand: Ella; taken within 72 hours after sex) and Levonorgestrel (Brand: Plan B One-Step, Take Action, My Way, AfterPill, etc; taken within 120 hours after sex).
Review and testimonies: Some experienced with bloating, swollen breasts and even cravings. Many experienced spotting and experienced more painful period symptoms. Quite a lot of people would say that they felt like they were pregnant. Constipation was also one of the side effects, apparently. In short, the majority agreed that the side effects are horrible but they felt relief because they know that they weren’t pregnant so it was worth it for them.
Information from my friends:
Price: RM15 – RM45
Types: Some of my friends mentioned Escapelle and Postinor (both are Levonorgestrel).
Review and testimonies: According to my friends, they agree that the side effects are terrible with the painful cramps, weight gain and mood swings. One had her period screwed up for 4 months straight.
Note: If it comes out (expulsion) or you experience a persistent pelvic/stomach pain then you need to tell your healthcare professional. Use back-up birth control if it comes out. In some/rare occasions, the IUD may attach to (difficult removal) or go through the uterine wall (perforation), which could cause complicated problems. You may experience bleeding or spotting in the first three months but it should decrease afterwards. You should also do a monthly string check to see if there are any issues with the string that is attached to the IUD (used for removal). It is recommended to return to your provider one month after placement to make sure that it is in place.
Do not use: If you have a pelvic infection, prone to infection (e.g.: UTI) or have certain cancers. Reason for prone to infection is because of the string attached the IUD can increase the risk by leading the bacteria directly to your womb.
Convenience: Unsure because my gynae doesn’t have this.
Reviews and testimonies: There is a lot of mixed reaction too which you can read from here.
How about male contraceptives?
A little jacket for the little brother
Subtypes: Normal, studded, extra thin, extra safe, flavoured, glow in the dark
Snip snip the sperm away while you keep your cum, orgasm and sex drive.
|Credit: Andrew Lakata|
How are you feeling now?
How to be a better partner?
P.s.: If he’s opting for a vasectomy, do reassure him that just because the tubes were severed, it doesn’t make him any less of a man. Just remind him that he’s still the same person you love.
For ladies: Just remember that your body is yours. If you are healthy enough to use birth control, highly consider it. Think about the options you have. If your partner thinks it’s a waste of time, then perhaps you might want to evaluate the person that you are with. I know it’s hard to decide but we are in the modern era now and we have all these options available for us to protect our future. Sit down, take your time and evaluate every single option and the outcome you may have.
P.s.: Though, if you know that you’re just a fuck boy, that you don’t love her (enough) or want to spend decades with her, then please leave her life. You don’t deserve her and don’t screw her life up because karma will find you next.
P.s.2: If you’re actually thinking of vasectomy because you don’t want your wife to go through more pain from BC and giving birth, I freakishly salute you. You’re braver than most men out there. Seriously. Most men think that vasectomy makes them less of a man but it actually makes us respect you more because you offer to give up sperms in return for your wife’s peacefulness (from dismissing the burden of birth control & side effects, and future/potential pain from carrying & delivering babies).
For scientists: Please create easier and painless birth control to ease us from all of this trouble and pain. Also, release the male BC pills already so that they can share the same response too. Women shouldn’t be the only one to experience all these side effects. Where’s the equality? :/